Hobbies I meant to adopt last week:

find the world’s best lemonade

join a punk band and be the chick on the synthesizer

fall in love with a guy with a Jewish looking nose who makes me laugh

cradle a Westie puppy

perfect the art of sarcasm

learn to play chess

move to Minneapolis

expand my creativity

Experience a freak accident (safely) and be a guest on Regis and Kelly

expand my perspicacity

Read the entire dictionary and throw in clever, astute vocabulary into casual conversations

Obtain a cloak of invisibility

Break  addiction to Law & Order: SVU so my dreams may be more pleasant.




Instead I had a root beer float every night this past week,  submitted a bajillion applications for employment and watched far too many re runs of Matlock and I Love Lucy.



3 thoughts on “Hobbies I meant to adopt last week:

  1. Its the nose I want, not necessarily an entire jew.
    There’s something about a prominent nose that just gets me :)

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